The Booze and Waffle Thread, Long Live The Wild Wild West (Read 346 times)

rlopez


    One of life's biggest mysteries happened again this morning: my Waffle House breakfast arrived, no waffle. When asked about the absence of my waffle, the response was... as it always is... "But you said you did not want meat." This happens to me about 50% of the time, no hyperbole.

     

    (And before you respond "first world problems", I didn't say it was an actual problem nor that I am upset about it. It is just... weird.)

      That introduces obvious questions about their waffles. I am intrigued.

       

      Postulation #1, the cook assumed "no meat" means Vegan and the waffles contain butter, milk, cream etc. Boring... I throw this out.

       

      Postulation #2, they are temporarily out of regular waffles and only have meat waffles left.

       

      See the source image

       

       

       

       

      ch17


      2021 Team 5!

        Well, that's simple. They thought you said "offal."

         

        One of life's biggest mysteries happened again this morning: my Waffle House breakfast arrived, no waffle. When asked about the absence of my waffle, the response was... as it always is... "But you said you did not want meat." This happens to me about 50% of the time, no hyperbole.

         

        (And before you respond "first world problems", I didn't say it was an actual problem nor that I am upset about it. It is just... weird.)

        Need something here new. Suggestions welcome. I think.

           

          Postulation #2, they are temporarily out of regular waffles and only have meat waffles left.

           

           

           

          Waffle House be making their waffles out of Soylent Green

          "Famous last words"  ~Bhearn

          ch17


          2021 Team 5!

            Greetings, All! Apropos of nothing (as usual):

             

            1. Does anybody find themselves wanting more iron/protein once the cold weather sets in?

            2. Quinoa: any big fans here? I haven't done a lot with it, but am reconsidering now that I've read it supplies complete protein.

             

            Happy October!

            --Christine

            Need something here new. Suggestions welcome. I think.

            LedLincoln


            not bad for mile 25

              Greetings, All! Apropos of nothing (as usual):

               

              1. Does anybody find themselves wanting more iron/protein once the cold weather sets in?

              2. Quinoa: any big fans here? I haven't done a lot with it, but am reconsidering now that I've read it supplies complete protein.

               

              Happy October!

              --Christine

               

              1. My body isn't smart enough to tell me which particular nutrients it needs, aside from water.

              2. Ya gotta try Shalane Flanagan's Thai Quinoa salad.  Google it.

              ch17


              2021 Team 5!

                Found the recipe. Looks good. Thanks! --Christine

                Need something here new. Suggestions welcome. I think.

                joandavis


                  not liquor related...


                  Prince of Fatness

                    Bump for the liquor store guy.

                    Semi-back-at-it. 

                    rlopez


                      Bump for the liquor store guy.

                       

                      I COULD NOT FIND MY OWN THREAD

                        We the members of liquor store guy's entourage will always come through.

                        Runners run.

                        Julia1971


                          (To the music of Rubberband Man.)

                           

                          Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the liquor store man
                          You've never heard a sound
                          Like the liquor store man
                          You're bound to lose control
                          When the liquor store man starts to jam

                            Hi liquor store guy!!❤️❤️❤️🍸🍸

                            rlopez


                              (To the music of Rubberband Man.)

                               

                              Hey ya'll prepare yourself for the liquor store man
                              You've never heard a sound
                              Like the liquor store man
                              You're bound to lose control
                              When the liquor store man starts to jam

                               

                              Well hello. My name is Robert.

                              Julia1971


                                 

                                Well hello. My name is Robert.

                                 

                                So you say, Liquor Store Guy.  It's the intenet.  You could be anybody.