You Know It's Time To Sign Off and Get A Life When... (Read 383 times)

You Know It's Time To Sign Off and Get A Life When... You've gone to an un-staffed AOL room to give tech support. You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of laughing. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant message to. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you had your ignore button handy. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP". You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee. You end your sentences with.....three or more periods....... You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it. You think faster than the computer. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and **kisses**. Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you. You're on the phone and say BRB. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes. "Where did the time go?" You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!