RunningAHEAD - Topic: Hilarious Typos!

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/14/2007 at 5:41 PM

This just arrived in my inbox: "Here is an invitation to you to come and test-drive a BMW this Saturday, August 15th! THE BMW ULTIMATE DRIVE... This extraordinary event will be held on Saturday, August 18th from 10am to 6pm at Sharpe BMW located at 1010 28th Street between Kalamazoo and Eastern. For every mile you drive in a teat car, BMW will donated $1.00 to Susan G. Komen for the Cure." Komen...breast cancer research charity...a typo subbing "teat" for "test." OMG. Yes, I am really an 11 year old boy on the inside.... Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Mississippi

posted: 8/14/2007 at 5:46 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 8/14/2007 at 5:41 PM:

This just arrived in my inbox: "Here is an invitation to you to come and test-drive a BMW this Saturday, August 15th! THE BMW ULTIMATE DRIVE... This extraordinary event will be held on Saturday, August 18th from 10am to 6pm at Sharpe BMW located at 1010 28th Street between Kalamazoo and Eastern. For every mile you drive in a teat car, BMW will donated $1.00 to Susan G. Komen for the Cure." Komen...breast cancer research charity...a typo subbing "teat" for "test." OMG. Yes, I am really an 11 year old boy on the inside.... k

ROFL....Cute!! Typos are funny! Big grin

Michelle

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/14/2007 at 5:49 PM

Shit, they really messed that up...Sat. is not the 15th. Someone is gonna get a stern talking to over that email, I'm thinkin'! Tongue

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/14/2007 at 5:51 PM

And donated instead of donate. Sheesh. I should seriously reply to the e-mail and ask them if they'd like to hire someone who can actually construct a sentence and do their own proofreading, rather than rely on spellcheck to catch their errors. What a knob. I'd be truly embarrassed if I were the person who clicked send on that message.... k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

modal

posted: 8/14/2007 at 5:55 PM

Some people (me included) are still working on English as their first language! Wink

Vim

KennyRun

posted: 8/15/2007 at 8:49 PM

That's too funny. Please tell me an-udder story.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/15/2007 at 8:54 PM

I'll do my breast to find some more funny e-mails.... Smile

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Machine_

Anyone have pizza?

posted: 8/15/2007 at 9:46 PM

Zoom Zoom, that story was absolutely tit-alating!

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 8/15/2007 at 9:51 PM

Well, I tried to milk it for all it was worth. I hope you have fond mammaries of it for a long while... Big grin

k

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

trishierunner

esq.

posted: 8/15/2007 at 10:33 PM

BOOBS. oh wait, we were being clever .... Wink

2009: BQ?

jlynnbob

You'll ruin your knees!

posted: 8/15/2007 at 11:25 PM

A post like this could really get out of hand, so we must police ourselves and nip-ple this in the bud...

""...the truth that someday, you will go for your last run. But not today—today you got to run." - Matt Crownover (after Western States)

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Anyone have pizza?

posted: 8/15/2007 at 11:35 PM
modified: 8/15/2007 at 11:49 PM

True True, But I feel that tits breast to nip-ple this in the boob and tell you all now...that tit's far better to have a tit-ilating mamory of joy, than tit is to have a chest full of melon-choly even whilst one perks up over a juggs-full of milk. Bra, Humbag! I am so udderly lacting of tit -err- I mean of wit sometimes.... Dead