YAYpril - B-Plus
Probably NSFW due to language, but I laughed a lot.
Funny! And now I have a taste for avocado!
"What if I fall?" Oh but my darling, what if you fly? - Erin Hanson
Funny thing is i grew up in brooklyn, staten island and new jersey, so this language seemed totally normal to me. Took me a while to realize it was a joke.