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Uncouth , inappropriate and top of the mind thoughts - you have been warned (Read 128 times)

Slymoon Runs


race obsessed

    Here I am sitting in IHOP w coffee watching my DD sell Girlscout cookies outside. (Booth sale) Random thoughts abound:

     

    1. I do feel a little guilt at watching these folks that really have a weight issue being accosted by Cookies...  Tasty cookies.

     

    2. Unrelated I have a serious HATE on about people using e-sigs.

    i don't know why... Some of it stems from the seemingly overboard actions by the users.  It has become such an affectation - I feel the need for violence...

     

    3. (4) cups of coffee and I LOVE a damn productive rest room visit.

    One of my true appreciations in life.

     

    4. I'm not one to dictate what others wear, but I do have strong opinions)

    Ie: if your thigh is larger than an average 9 year olds chest - you should really consider NOT wearing short workout shorts in a restaurant.

    LRB


      How were the blueberry crepes and bacon?

      FreeSoul87


      Runs4Sanity

        Lol. I am one of those who sees nothing wrong with critical thoughts of others.

        *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

        PRs

        5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

        10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

        15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

        13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

         26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

        Slymoon Runs


        race obsessed

          5. Wearing cowboy boots gives me attitude.  I like it.

           

          6. The older I get the more I want to dominate...

           

          7. Having a child gives me attitude. I like it.

           

          8. Parents feel self important... Their time and kid are more important than everyone else.  I don't like it. Makes me want to be violent...

          Slymoon Runs


          race obsessed

            No running today yet - so all coffee no caloric goodies... Yet

             

            How were the blueberry crepes and bacon?

            Jack K.


            uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sǝʇᴉɹʍ ʇI

              4. Or yoga pants.

              Zelanie


                Are 7 and 8 contradictory?

                 

                I could handle not being accosted by Girl Scout cookies myself. I wasn't going to buy any this year but a coworker's kids asked me directly and I caved. It's not just those who are overweight who could do without the extra calories, especially since the serving size seems to be "one box" in my experience. 

                 

                I also wonder how much the whole business just perpetuates the whole gender stereotype thing. But maybe that's just because I've also had too much coffee and not enough miles for the day.

                FreeSoul87


                Runs4Sanity

                  5. Wearing cowboy boots gives me attitude.  I like it.

                   

                  6. The older I get the more I want to dominate...

                   

                  7. Having a child gives me attitude. I like it.

                   

                  8. Parents feel self important... Their time and kid are more important than everyone else.  I don't like it. Makes me want to be violent...

                   

                  Can I just say that #6 turned me on just a little 

                  Oh wait... were you talking about races? Or something other than sex?

                  *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                  PRs

                  5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                  10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                  15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                  13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                   26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

                  Slymoon Runs


                  race obsessed

                    Yes and no.

                    you can have attitude but not be an asshat to other parents.

                     

                     

                     

                    I tend to not buy the Samoas/ caramel deLites  because I find them to be 1 box 1 serving.

                    Are 7 and 8 contradictory?

                     

                    I could handle not being accosted by Girl Scout cookies myself. I wasn't going to buy any this year but a coworker's kids asked me directly and I caved. It's not just those who are overweight who could do without the extra calories, especially since the serving size seems to be "one box" in my experience. 

                     

                    I also wonder how much the whole business just perpetuates the whole gender stereotype thing. But maybe that's just because I've also had too much coffee and not enough miles for the day.

                    Slymoon Runs


                    race obsessed

                      Baby, Dominance!  all of the above in all ways!

                       

                       

                      Can I just say that #6 turned me on just a little 

                      Oh wait... were you talking about races? Or something other than sex?

                      FreeSoul87


                      Runs4Sanity

                        Baby, Dominance!  all of the above in all ways!

                         

                         

                        Oh boy, I do like this uncouth, inappropriate thread 

                        *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                        PRs

                        5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                        10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                        15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                        13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                         26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

                        tracilynn


                          so glad I'm not the only one who agrees that Samoas are 1 box per serving!  Validation.

                          ~~~~~~~

                          Traci

                           

                          Slymoon Runs


                          race obsessed

                            Yoga pants....  ...

                             

                             

                            9. Marathon training is badass - marathon racing is otherworldly.

                            post marathon - training blows balls.

                             

                            10. Being an Architect - that loves to build models etc.  one would think a dollhouse kit would not be taking 2 fucking years to complete.

                             

                            11. Lost my father last spring and a dear friend less than a month later. I am pretty confident I have not dealt with it yet.

                            I'm a little concerned with the when/ where I'll have a breakthrough/ down etc.

                            What concerns me more is; what happens if I dont.  Am I just cold hearted.

                            ( no condolences necessary - please)

                             

                            12. Re: racing , sex and dominance:

                            Preferably - before as a warm-up - race - after as a prize. ( yes not PC - fuck it.  A lot)

                            Slymoon Runs


                            race obsessed

                              13. Willy Nelson - hated as a kid when working my first job with my dad ( he had AM country on all the time)

                              Ok with as a young adult.

                              Listen to with tears and memories as a father and son.

                              FreeSoul87


                              Runs4Sanity

                                I love yoga pants, on fit booties which is why I am getting my ass in (better) shape,  so when I look in the mirror even I'll want have sex with myself 

                                I don't buy girl scout cookies anymore, haven't in 2 years... I used to love thin mints though....and the coconut ones....damn it now I have cravings..

                                ... sex and cookies.

                                *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                                PRs

                                5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                                10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                                15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                                13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                                 26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

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