Can we also start banning commercials?  Because I am really tired of the Nissan commercial that is running non-stop during the bowl games!  

Extra points if you can use all of the banished words in a two or three-sentence paragraph.

I've only heard T-bone used when talking about auto accidents.  But please, what's wrong with adversity?  Doesn't seem like it should be in the same category as twerking ...

 

Although the launch of Obamacare prompted predictions of a health care apocalypse from the Intellectually bankrupt and partisanship on steroids chattering classes in the Twittersphere, Obama's fan base of Mister Moms's responded with plenty of selfies enrolling in plans for the first time.  See #Igothealthcare.  Despite all of his efforts nearly being T-boned by the problematic rollout in October, President Obama essentially twerked at the Republican doomsayers predicting a  doctor-ageddon of physicians leaving the profession in response.

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Although the launch of Obamacare prompted predictions of a health care apocalypse from the Intellectually bankrupt and partisanship on steroids chattering classes in the Twittersphere, Obama's fan base of Mister Moms's responded with plenty of selfies enrolling in plans for the first time.  See #Igothealthcare.  Despite all of his efforts nearly being T-boned by the problematic rollout in October, President Obama essentially twerked at the Republican doomsayers predicting a  doctor-ageddon of physicians leaving the profession in response.

Only a lawyer could pull that off...

 

Although the launch of Obamacare prompted predictions of a health care apocalypse from the Intellectually bankrupt and partisanship on steroids chattering classes in the Twittersphere, Obama's fan base of Mister Moms's responded with plenty of selfies enrolling in plans for the first time.  See #Igothealthcare.  Despite all of his efforts nearly being T-boned by the problematic rollout in October, President Obama essentially twerked at the Republican doomsayers predicting a  doctor-ageddon of physicians leaving the profession in response.

But where is "adversity"? 

Adversity is a noble word and it doesn't deserve to be on a list that includes twerking.

This is what I am saying.  Only she said it better.