Whoa! Remind me not to encounter you when you've been drinking heavily. That's quite the tale.
He walked away, and everyone in line was like DDAAAAMMMNNNNN!!!! So, I went back to my seat. Guess what. The guy did exactly what I had asked him to do. I've never seen so many yellow security jackets. He must have called an all hands on deck. I looked at my friends and let them know, "Hey, we had a deal. I asked me to leave. I asked him to call backup. A deal is a deal.". So, I left.
Call me Ray (not Ishmael)