Sorry just can't do it. Bob! drives a cool assed vehicle.  

Indeed, Lori.  Bob is actually a soccer mom. 

Sue - you stay away from that donut.  That's to lure Bob! out of hiding. 

Sue, if you grab that donut and run, I'll distract Jenny and we can split it.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr. 

Bob! is probably too busy running poor TessieMae ragged.  The guy oughta get a clue!

I met Bob! and thought he was kinda nice.  You guys need to work a lot harder to change my mind.

 He said you were kind of bitchy.  I think he was frustrated because you are a better runner though.

Only Bob would run on a treadmill on a 60 degree day in Cleveland in December. 

How much do we need to insult him in order to get him to show up?  I can keep going...

Look what the cat dragged in .........