Runs4Sanity
You aren't calling me a stripper, are you? I would hope not,
Not according to strippers.
*Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*
PRs
5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace)
10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)
15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)
13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)
26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)
Of course, I run in Newtons and those look like clown shoes, so I know nothing about sexy shoes.
Your Newtons don't hold a candle to my Hoka Mafate clown shoes.
Smaller By The Day
No, but strippers do sexy for a living in platform heals with a massive heal to toe drop. Newtons need not apply.
Improvements
Weight 100 pounds lost
5K 31:02 Sept. 2012 / 23:36 Sept. 2013 (Same Course)
10K 48:59 April 2013
HM 2:03:56 Nov. 2012 / 1:46:50 March 2013
MARATHON 3:57:33 Nov. 2013
Lol, but I would love to see a stripper try to dance in clown shoes.
I'm sure they're out there somewhere ... there's kink everywhere these days.
True, very true.
Labrat
Rule 34 applies.
5K 20:23 (Vdot 48.7) 9/9/17
10K 44:06 (Vdot 46.3) 3/11/17
HM 1:33:48 (Vdot 48.6) 11/11/17
FM 4:13:43 (Vdot 35.4) 3/4/18
I sense a commonality in every thread where FreeSoul posts. But I can't tell exactly what it is...
PRs: Boston Marathon, 3:27, April 15th 2013
Cornwall Half-Marathon, 1:35, April 27th 2013
18 marathons, 18 BQs since 2010
Wait what...........? I don't think my RRs have any of what you speak of
And what is rule 34?
I'm mad errr!! I can't see the pic,
Umm, shoes, clowns, strippers, sexy, .............what's next?
Rule 34
Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
Sorry H4L, lol. The images you can't see are just shoes, no strippers or anything
Julie, true.... some of those subjects are just inhumane and awful.
Barking Mad To Run
But how can trail shoes be sexy?
Well, when Great Legs are protruding from them...yeah.... I think FreeSoul should put them on and then redo the picture...
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Theodore Roosevelt
LMAO, I don't have great legs unfortunately. I'll post a pic of me wearing them during Saturday's race, hopefully tomorrow morning's run won't be too muddy.
But how can trail shoes be sexy? Well, when Great Legs are protruding from them...yeah.... I think FreeSoul should put them on and then redo the picture...
Mmmmm...beer
haha... Rural King... lol... Okay, don't take this wrongly, FS. I know you're a sensitive woman... But how can trail shoes be sexy? They have like one inch of rubber under them. Aren't sexy shoes supposed to be thin and light? Of course, I run in Newtons and those look like clown shoes, so I know nothing about sexy shoes.
haha... Rural King... lol...
Okay, don't take this wrongly, FS. I know you're a sensitive woman... But how can trail shoes be sexy? They have like one inch of rubber under them. Aren't sexy shoes supposed to be thin and light? Of course, I run in Newtons and those look like clown shoes, so I know nothing about sexy shoes.
Like these? I'm wearing them around the house right now trying to decide if I like them (I think I do). They have only 2mm more rubber than my racing flats, and they're the same weight as my Kinvaras, and that's with a rock plate.
-Dave
My running blog
Goals | sub-18 5k | sub-3 marathon 2:56:46!!