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First world problems (Read 285 times)


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    My cleaning lady is on vacation.

     

    Dead

     

    LRB


      The engine light on my truck came on today, like I got time for that.

      Birdwell


        my power was out and the garage door wouldn't open, and it was raining.


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          my power was out and the garage door wouldn't open, and it was raining.

           

          The friggin circuit blew to the garage and the door wouldn't open today!  What the hell am I supposed to do with no garage clicker?!

           


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            The engine light on my truck came on today, like I got time for that.

             

            Not cool, man. Not cool.

             

            Birdwell


               

              The friggin circuit blew to the garage and the door wouldn't open today!  What the hell am I supposed to do with no garage clicker?!

               

              I just drove around the neighborhood until the power came back on. I got no answer for your problem. I guess you could just drive through the door, and claim a spontaneous blackout or something.

              LRB


                Not cool, man. Not cool.

                 

                How about I come clean your house if you fix my ride?


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                  How about I come clean your house if you fix my ride?

                   

                  You'd find your truck "fixed" with a little bit of black tape over the engine light. Big grin

                   

                  LRB


                    You'd find your truck "fixed" with a little bit of black tape over the engine light. Big grin

                     

                    You win, I cannot top that lol!

                    redrum


                    Caretaker/Overlook Hotel

                      The internet's down right now.....

                       

                       Randy

                      Docket_Rocket


                        Mine came today.  Do you want me to send her?

                        My cleaning lady is on vacation.

                         

                        Dead

                        Damaris

                         

                        As part of the 2024 London Marathon, I am fundraising for VICTA, a charity that helps blind and visually impaired children. My mentor while in law school, Jim K (a blind attorney), has been a huge inspiration and an example of courage and perseverance. Please consider donating.

                        Fundraising Page

                          My preferred Tim Hortons has been out of chocolate chip muffins and large iced coffee cups for several consecutive days.

                          Birdwell


                            My preferred Tim Hortons has been out of chocolate chip muffins and large iced coffee cups for several consecutive days.

                             

                            we don't have tim hortons in utah Cry

                             

                            My wife introduced me to the joy's of Tim Hortons on a trip to her childhood home in B.C.

                            Docket_Rocket


                              And as to my complain, someone filed a new case today and I have to go to court tomorrow on little notice and no papers.

                              Damaris

                               

                              As part of the 2024 London Marathon, I am fundraising for VICTA, a charity that helps blind and visually impaired children. My mentor while in law school, Jim K (a blind attorney), has been a huge inspiration and an example of courage and perseverance. Please consider donating.

                              Fundraising Page

                              Docket_Rocket


                                We don't have Hortons in Miami, nor Trader Joe's.

                                 

                                 

                                we don't have tim hortons in utah Cry

                                 

                                My wife introduced me to the joy's of Tim Hortons on a trip to her childhood home in B.C.

                                Damaris

                                 

                                As part of the 2024 London Marathon, I am fundraising for VICTA, a charity that helps blind and visually impaired children. My mentor while in law school, Jim K (a blind attorney), has been a huge inspiration and an example of courage and perseverance. Please consider donating.

                                Fundraising Page