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Sick and Tired (Read 352 times)

LRB


    Being the horny toad that I am.  I always wondered where would one "stick it in" a mermaid.

     

    FreeSoul87


    Runs4Sanity

      Hermione would be sad to hear that....

       

       

      Lol! I really had nothing else to say so I picked that one. My little angel isn't letting me sleep much lately so my mind is always on target Big grin Thank the Running Gods/esses that running doesn't need a lot of brain power.

      *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

      PRs

      5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

      10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

      15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

      13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

       26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

      Nakedbabytoes


      levitation specialist

        Well, at least you aren't a spammer, WW, they would welcome you with open arms!

        Ambiguous poorly lit hard to make out 100x100 pixel avi image of a mermaid....bad.

        Obvious spambot user........good.

        thumbsup!

        FreeSoul87


        Runs4Sanity

          Being the horny toad that I am.  I always wondered where would one "stick it in" a mermaid.

           

           

            In the mermaid's mouth Surprised

          *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

          PRs

          5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

          10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

          15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

          13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

           26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

          LRB


              In the mermaid's mouth Surprised

            Says the horniest toad in the swamp!

             

            What up doe, you get your pregnant wish yet?

            Meat Wagon


            Puker

                In the mermaid's mouth Surprised

               

              I just fell in love.

              Feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive.

              FlippyNoodle


              Not a dude

                Being the horny toad that I am.  I always wondered where would one "stick it in" a mermaid.

                 

                 

                In the tail...duh.

                LRB


                  In the tail...duh.

                  Oh.  Right!

                   

                  FreeSoul87


                  Runs4Sanity

                      What was my pregnant wish again?

                    The tail is no fun Wink

                      I have been doing pretty good LRB, I hope RA is more lenient than RW was.

                    *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                    PRs

                    5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                    10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                    15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                    13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                     26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

                    LRB


                      What was my pregnant wish again?.....I hope RA is more lenient than RW was.

                       

                      I think you just like the trying to get pregnant part.

                       

                      We run our own house on RA.  s*s tried to enter but was told this: 

                       

                      FreeSoul87


                      Runs4Sanity

                        I think you just like the trying to get pregnant part.

                         

                        We run our own house on RA.  s*s tried to enter but was told this: 

                         

                         

                         

                        I do enjoy that part of getting pregnant.........so very much. Awesome, I can be as dirty as I want now?

                        *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                        PRs

                        5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                        10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                        15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                        13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                         26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)


                        Mmmmm...beer

                          I do enjoy that part of getting pregnant.........so very much. Awesome, I can be as dirty as I want now?

                           

                          Who doesn't?  Now this could get interesting. Smile

                          -Dave

                          My running blog

                          Goals | sub-18 5k | sub-3 marathon 2:56:46!!

                          FreeSoul87


                          Runs4Sanity

                              

                              It could get interesting, very interesting. 

                                "Sticking It" in the mouth is the best way to avoid pregnancy.......... there is another hole but I don't know if a mermaid has that... would it be like a dolphin or something? I think I might just google mermaid sex just to see what some creative people have come up with Smile

                            *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                            PRs

                            5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                            10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                            15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                            13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                             26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)


                            Jess runs for bacon

                              I am going to report you all for....oh wait.

                               

                              Tongue

                              FreeSoul87


                              Runs4Sanity

                                I am going to report you all for....oh wait.

                                 

                                Tongue

                                 

                                 

                                   Joking Wink Big grin

                                *Do It For Yourself, Do It Because They Said It Was Impossible, Do It Because They Said You Were Incapable*

                                PRs

                                5k - 24:15 (7:49 min/mile pace) 

                                10k - 51:47 (8:16 min/mile pace)

                                15k -1:18:09 (8:24 min/mile pace)

                                13.1 - 1:53:12 (8:39 min/mile pace)

                                 26:2 - 4:14:55 (9:44 min/mile)

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