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Worst Beers (Read 360 times)

jEfFgObLuE


I've got a fever...

    On offshoot of the ongoing discussion in the WTF thread. What are the worst beers you've been stupid enough to consume (or as I call them -- college beers)? Mine are: Milwaukee's Best (aka Milwaukee's Beast) Old Style (aka Old Pile) Meister Brau (aka Meister Chow) Natural Light Generic Beer

    On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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    rectumdamnnearkilledem

      I would like to point out, for the record, that Milwaukee's Best not only is NOT made in Milwaukee, it's not even made in WI. /disclaimer Leinie's Berry Weiss Heineken (blech) Ok, I am sure I will think of more...

      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

           ~ Sarah Kay

      jEfFgObLuE


      I've got a fever...

        I would like to point out, for the record, that Milwaukee's Best not only is NOT made in Milwaukee, it's not even made in WI. /disclaimer
        Good, b/c every time I drank that shit I was like, "Damn, Milwaukee. Is this the best you can do?"

        On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Nah, I think it's an AB product--I think they just want to give Miller a bad rep with that shit. Miller doesn't make anything that nasty. Though AB does have some good products, too. I like Amber Bock--I think that's AB, isn't it? k

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay

          jEfFgObLuE


          I've got a fever...

            It's a Michelob, which is AB.

            On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              Ahh...yep, that's right. That's a good beer. I actually like all the Michelob label products. k

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay

              jEfFgObLuE


              I've got a fever...

                Nah, I think it's an AB product--I think they just want to give Miller a bad rep with that shit. Miller doesn't make anything that nasty.
                Uh-oh. Wishful thinking, cheese-girl. The Beast is indeed an Miller Product. Nice try, but there's no disavowing it.
                * Milwaukee's Best—Miller's economy label. Popularly known as 'Milwaukee's Beast', or simply as 'the Beast'. * Milwaukee's Best Light—light version of Milwaukee's Best, aka 'Beast light'. * Milwaukee's Best Ice—sometimes referred to as 'Beast Ice.' It is popular among students for its low price and 5.9% ABV.

                On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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                rectumdamnnearkilledem

                  Uh-oh. Wishful thinking, cheese-girl. The Beast is indeed an Miller Product. Nice try, but there's no disavowing it.
                  Dude...what made me think that was an AB product...? Has Miller always owned/made the beast? k

                  Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                  remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                       ~ Sarah Kay


                  Go Pre!

                    Heineken (blech)
                    ??? what's wrong with you? Heinies are great...unless of course the south of the border version they server you up is not the same as what we get. On that note - if it's ICE COLD - any beer is good beer Wink
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                    rectumdamnnearkilledem

                      Nah, I've never liked Heineken. I've tried. I find it watery and bitter. Ick. k

                      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                           ~ Sarah Kay

                      Scout7


                        Of course it's ok if it's ice cold......By serving a beer that cold, or in a frosted glass, it destroys any and all flavor that it would otherwise have. This is one of the primary reasons the mega-brewers do such things. I hate hate HATE frosted glasses. Worst thing ever for good beer. Besides, if I had wanted a Slurpee, I'd go to 7-11. As for personal choices for bad beer: Anything with "Light" or "Lite". Most anything with fruit in the name (few exceptions).
                          As for personal choices for bad beer: Anything with "Light" or "Lite".
                          Looks like I won't have to share my beer with you (since my cooler is filled with Miller Lite). Big grin That's fine...More for me.

                          Michelle



                            An awful trend in Ontario of late (as a backlash against the over-priced mega brewers) are 'buck-a-beers'. Lakeport started this awful trend and it has spread like a bad fart. Others include: Laker, Lucky, President's Choice, and often, anything with Honey Brown on the label Dead. The only upside is that this has forced others to re-think their pricing strategies as their sales are hemoraging. The one that makes my blood boil is Steelback. First, the bottles look like shit. Second, they are made of plastic (no beer worthy of consumption comes in anything but glass, or sometimes a can - but then it must at least have a widget-thingey to give it that draught beer consistency and taste). Finally, it has a screw cap lid. Not a twist off, a screw cap like a bottle of pop. Makes it easier to return to The Beer Store (yes, it is really called that here in the land of government regulated liquor and beer monopolies) when you realize what total and utter shite it is and decide to return it. Not only would I not drink it if it were free, I am not sure I'd drink it if you paid me. I suppose it would just depend on how much. Does that make me a whore - or a high priced beer escort? And, is there really any difference between the two?
                            Scout7


                              Oh, you're still a whore. Like you said, just high-priced. And I agree with you....Beer should not come in a plastic container. Only at a bbq or beach party should that be considered acceptable.
                              jEfFgObLuE


                              I've got a fever...

                                Beer should not come in a plastic container. Only at a bbq or beach party should that be considered acceptable.
                                Also pretty common at sporting events and concerts. But if you're smart, you show up to said event good and hammered on good beer so that you waste minimal money on crappy beer in crappy plastic bottles.

                                On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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