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Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Has been
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."
Go Pre!
https://twitter.com/BeachesRunner
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"
Haahahahahahaha!!! k
Sometimes I happen upon them just after they're posted, other times I get bored and just keep clicking until something new shoes up.
Shoes up? Shoes??? Lady you are a shoe whore...you got shoes on the brain 24/7! ..and by the way, I have already coined zoom_2 as "the queen of forst to reply"!