Princess Cancer Pants
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
She was not strong. She was valiant. Radiant. Brave and broken. The beauty she discovered in the aftermath was unparalleled to anything she had known before, because it had come at such a cost.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
I don't know very many people from Michigan that don't drink rather voraciously.
Bah. Amateurs. You haven't spent much time on the other side of Lake MI. Cheeseheads make you MI-born people look like a bunch of teetotalers.
*swigs from her beer*
Don't make me open this up on you, cheese-girl...
Hey, I didn't know Jones Soda made an energy drink...I wonder if it's any good? I like their funky flavored "pop" (for you MI natives).
beer-brats (which are awesome, BTW).
*slams the rest of his beer to rinse down the Percocet*
Mmm...beer brats! ...I lost a lot of weight on a cheese and bratwurst heavy diet. Loved every minute of it!
Hey, I didn't know Jones Soda made an energy drink... I like their funky flavored "pop" (for you MI natives).
I think the cranberry one sounds REALLY good...the other ones...eh, not so much.