Michelle
Has been
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant."
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Modified to add: I wish to strike the word "all" from the record, due to the fact that I have not, as yet, knocked anyone up (see #15)
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright