Spirt...spurt? God, you people are sick...sick, I tells ya'! k
Your toughness is made up of equal parts persistence and experience. You don't so much outrun your opponents as outlast and outsmart them, and the toughest opponent of all is the one inside your head." - Joe Henderson
I've got a fever...
You owe me a new keyboard Kirsten. I just spurt hot coffee out of my nose
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
rectumdamnnearkilledem
Depending on how hot the coffee was, maybe she owes you a new nose...
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
esq.
My grandfather used to make (very STRONG) wine in his basement.
Go Pre!
https://twitter.com/BeachesRunner
inuendo? which end?