I've got a fever...
... that Kahlúa had a higher octane version of their product? Not me, but it was another Festivus miracle!
Note the 70-proof, versus the standard 40-proof. It's a dark liquid, much less viscous than the usual. Not really creamy at all, but very smooth and yummy. Caution, may cause pregnancy.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Needs more cowbell!
• Return to kicking my own ass by 2018
I'm on the right
I'm Eric, the guy who runs to keep his sanity.