Drinkers with a Running Problem

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    ...they come home with this: I think he just wants to get me drunk so he can have his way with me... Roll eyes Evil grin

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay

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    rectumdamnnearkilledem

      Here it is in its home (2008 can is kinda cheesy lookin'):

      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

           ~ Sarah Kay

        Holy shit! I could do some serious strength training tilting that bad boy back. Hope your knee is healing.
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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Hope your knee is healing.
          Right now I could give a shit about my knee...I have BEER! Evil grin And the stuff from the mini kegs tastes better than the bottled stuff. I thought it was just me, but then I read several things online where others had said the same. Damn, I could get really plastered tonite. I am eating a salad to pretend that I'm not completely blowing off the healthy eating thing, heh. Wink

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay

            Sweet - that's a nice warm-up for the really serious drinking! Big grin Big grin

            "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright

              Crap. We don't have them (Oberon minikegs) around here. That's teasing!
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              rectumdamnnearkilledem

                Sweet - that's a nice warm-up for the really serious drinking! Big grin Big grin
                Ha! I think we might have to buy a mini keg for when my mom visits. That and bloody mary fixins. Big grin

                Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                     ~ Sarah Kay

                  Ha! I think we might have to buy a mini keg for when my mom visits. That and bloody mary fixins. Big grin
                  Bloody Marys - what a versatile drink... hangover cure, lead in to the heavy stuff, good ol' "I'm pretending that I'm not drinking when I really am drinking" drink. Gotta love Mary.

                  "You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright

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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    Bloody Marys - what a versatile drink... hangover cure, lead in to the heavy stuff, good ol' "I'm pretending that I'm not drinking when I really am drinking" drink. Gotta love Mary.
                    We like to claim that we're getting our vegetables! Evil grin

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay


                    Queen of 3rd Place

                      Just had my mom stay with us for a week, sure could've used one or two or 10 of those! Arla

                      Ex runner

                        drooling!

                        - Anya

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                        rectumdamnnearkilledem

                          Damn, I knew that mini-keg was kind of a bad idea. We still probably have 1/4-1/3 of it left and it went flat (kind of a lot for 2 adults who are trying to lose weight to ingest). That thing really needs to be used in 2-3 days. Soo...now I think I will make beer cheese soup, but that might use a pint. I could boil some brats, but we already have brats in the freezer that have been boiled and need to be used. Any other ideas?

                          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                               ~ Sarah Kay


                          The voice of mile 18

                            Any other ideas?
                            beer shower?

                             Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy 

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                            rectumdamnnearkilledem

                              Ooh, I've always heard it's good for hair...hhmmmm. Big grin

                              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                   ~ Sarah Kay

                              jEfFgObLuE


                              I've got a fever...

                                I could boil some brats, but we already have brats in the freezer that have been boiled and need to be used.
                                This is an awesome statement. A true cheesehead always has beer brats on the ready.

                                On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

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