rectumdamnnearkilledem
I was listening to WGN radio (AM Chicago) and they were having listeners call in with their favorite euphemisms for alcohol. Another favorite was Loudmouth Juice. I could call it Giggle Juice, in my case.
Anyone else have a favorite nickname for booze?
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Prince of Fatness
Not at it at all.
Road sodas
Oh, I like that one. We used to say road pops, which is the Midwest equivalent.
Quantities and units, huh? You guys are such dorks!
Heh. My favorite assignment in chemical engineering was one where we had to calculate exactly how long you had after downing x number of martinis until your blood alcohol content actually exceeded the legal limit. There were some pretty intense calculations, and something about "Assume the body is a continuously-stirred tank reactor". I felt like, for once, I was truly learning something of value in college.
Ostrich runner
http://www.runningahead.com/groups/Indy/forum
We used to say
" Booze-ateria " .
Like, I'm stopping at the Booze-ateria, what do you need?
- Anya
Queen of 3rd Place
Barley soda!
Ex runner