rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Hope your knee is healing.
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?" - Steven Wright
DWARP Marathon Madness Mob
Sweet - that's a nice warm-up for the really serious drinking!
Ha! I think we might have to buy a mini keg for when my mom visits. That and bloody mary fixins.
Bloody Marys - what a versatile drink... hangover cure, lead in to the heavy stuff, good ol' "I'm pretending that I'm not drinking when I really am drinking" drink. Gotta love Mary.
Queen of 3rd Place
Ex runner
- Anya
The voice of mile 18
Any other ideas?
Tri Rule #1 of Triathlon Training/Racing - If Momma ain't happy nobody is happy
I've got a fever...
I could boil some brats, but we already have brats in the freezer that have been boiled and need to be used.
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.