RunningAHEAD - Topic: My sister's contribution to the Thanksgiving meal...

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 11/29/2008 at 10:51 PM

Jello shots. No, I am not kidding. She can't cook...like, at all. So she made Jello shots. And...OMG, they were GOOD. Big grin

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Anya_

posted: 12/3/2008 at 5:07 PM

I've recently rediscovered jello shots. We all bought some at the bar and I accidently got 2, and brought one home in my purse. How dumb is that. It had a little lid, but thank god it didn't melt. But, after driving 15 miles, pulling into my driveway, it was a much welcomed treat. Jello shots rule!

- Anya

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 12/3/2008 at 5:20 PM

I don't think there's any way of getting high concentrations of alcohol in one's system than the jello shot. She makes em half jello, half booze. Wow.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 12/3/2008 at 5:50 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 12/3/2008 at 5:20 PM:

I don't think there's any way of getting high concentrations of alcohol in one's system than the jello shot.

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

Hasher Rick

On On

posted: 12/3/2008 at 6:38 PM

I am not willing to try this to see if it works but I also heard about it on the reputable show MANswers and read about it on the internet.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 12/3/2008 at 6:59 PM

Quote from jEfFgObLuE on 12/3/2008 at 5:50 PM:

Hey, I have that same shirt, only with aqua instead of orange... /non-sequitur.... I meant better way (forgot the word better in my previous post). I tried using a bong ONCE. It didn't end well. Unless beer coming out one's nose is good. Seems like poor use of beer, IMO. Vodka-soaked tampons, huh...? Hmmm...I don't know of any woman who would do that (for one reason, they are really freaking expensive). Plus...tampons swell up when in contact with fluid. I'm not quite sure how one would...um...insert that contraption. I call urban myth.

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Squeaky

Jazz hands!

posted: 12/3/2008 at 8:08 PM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 12/3/2008 at 6:59 PM:

Plus...tampons swell up when in contact with fluid. I'm not quite sure how one would...um...insert that contraption. I call urban myth.

Thanks for making me consider this problem! I think you could sort of do it as long as you used a fancy-schmancy plastic applicator tampon. Obviously cardboard or an applicator-less tampon would fall apart and waste all that booze. But, if you soaked a plastic applicator tampon in booze (with tampon still in applicator!), and then inserted it very carefully--possibly while lying down with the Business End slightly elevated--I think it could be done. Of course, then you'd have to stay prone lest gravity / your pelvic floor "juice" the tampon all over everything, and also, my god this is the worst idea I have ever heard.

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 12/3/2008 at 8:32 PM

Quote from Squeaky on 12/3/2008 at 8:08 PM:

and also, my god this is the worst idea I have ever heard.

And you put way too much thought into the logistics of the thing, methinks... Big grin

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

ArlaHile

Queen of 3rd Place

posted: 12/3/2008 at 10:19 PM

This has got to be the strangest thread I've ever seen. I recall reading in a newspaper a few years back about a guy who trashed his stomach from alcohol abuse, so he had his wife give him a wine enema, which killed him, hypothetically because of the super-quick absorption into his bloodstream. So - vodka-soaked tampon gets the green light, but maybe skip the douche. Evil grin

Crawiling back into my hole... Arla

Ex runner

Squeaky

Jazz hands!

posted: 12/4/2008 at 3:50 PM

Quote from ArlaHile on 12/3/2008 at 10:19 PM:

This has got to be the strangest thread I've ever seen. I recall reading in a newspaper a few years back about a guy who trashed his stomach from alcohol abuse, so he had his wife give him a wine enema, which killed him, hypothetically because of the super-quick absorption into his bloodstream. So - vodka-soaked tampon gets the green light, but maybe skip the douche. Crawiling back into my hole... Arla

Hm, so that's all mucous membranes, right? I wonder if the same could be achieved by snorting alcohol, or by leaving it in your mouth for a long time.

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jEfFgObLuE

I've got a fever...

posted: 12/4/2008 at 4:00 PM
modified: 12/4/2008 at 4:00 PM

Quote from ArlaHile on 12/3/2008 at 10:19 PM:

Crawling back into my hole...

Unfortunate choice of words, given the recent turn this thread has taken. Tongue

On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.

ArlaHile

Queen of 3rd Place

posted: 12/4/2008 at 4:14 PM

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