Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

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For the season (Read 488 times)

C-R


    On the first day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the second day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the third day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the fourth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the fifth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the sixth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the seventh day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Seven stress fractures

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the eighth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Eight bleeding blisters

    Seven stress fractures

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the ninth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Nine muscles cramping

    Eight bleeding blisters

    Seven stress fractures

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the tenth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Ten NSAIDs

    Nine muscles cramping

    Eight bleeding blisters

    Seven stress fractures

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the eleventh day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Eleven miles to Luke Lea

    Ten NSAIDs

    Nine muscles cramping

    Eight bleeding blisters

    Seven stress fractures

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit

     

     

    On the twelfth day of Monkey the RD gave to me

    Twelve dozen mem’ries

    Eleven miles to Luke Lea

    Ten NSAIDs

    Nine muscles cramping

    Eight bleeding blisters

    Seven stress fractures

    Six runners prayin’

    Five Flying Monkey attacks

    Four cups of Yazoo

    Three pumpkin pies

    Two shirts too small and

    An e-mail calling me an idjit


    "He conquers who endures" - Persius
    "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel


    In it for the long run..

      Outstanding!   I think I'll use that for next year's Christmas card!

      "It's not who wins the workout..."


      Idiot

        Love it.

        I decided that if I'm going to call myself a runner, I should probably run.


        Skooter 2.5

          I laughed.

          Goals?

            I laughed.

             

            I cried.  It was better than Cats.  

            Amy


            Hoodoo Guru

              I like Cats.  Tastes like chicken.

              The tangents are moot.

               

              iLoveAdvo.com

               


              A Saucy Wench

                I like Cats.  Tastes like chicken.

                 mushy cats in particular

                 

                 

                I especially liked the 10 NSAIDS.

                I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                 

                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

                  You people scare me.

                  Amy

                    I cried (two shirts too small) and laughed (four cups of Yazoo? Seriously? Only 4?) and became verklempt (12 dozen mem'ries).

                     

                    Thanks CR!


                    A Dance with Monkeys

                         

                        Criminy

                         

                        Poor Princess Tiana.

                        Amy

                        C-R


                          Heh and there are some seriously disturbed people here.

                           

                          No wonder I seem to fit in.


                          "He conquers who endures" - Persius
                          "Every workout should have a purpose. Every purpose should link back to achieving a training objective." - Spaniel

                          R2E


                          "run" "to" "eat"

                            Heh and there are some seriously disturbed people here.

                             

                            No wonder I seem to fit in.

                             

                            you do not seem to, to me.

                            i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

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