Wow its almost a new year
Almost time for me to dread the impending doom of 2011 Monkey ...
doom! doom! doom!
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Long dead ... But my stench lingers !
Avoid the rush. Begin dreading now.
A Saucy Wench
What's the weather forecast?
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Hoodoo Guru
Cloudy. With a chance of pain.
The tangents are moot.
Hawt and sexy
For xmas, I wanted some invisible sauce that makes me invisible to monkeys. All they have in Iowa is the visible sauce and it tastes like poo. Santa needs to get on the ball here. The elves were slackin.
I'm touching your pants.
I had a terrible revelation recently
If I do not get my ass in shape for Grandmas (With less than 4 weeks - Not likely), I will have to run a sub 3 at Monkey to reach my goal this year. Stupid Monkey Marathon ...
Its funny - 2009 I did no hill training except a few 1/4s on the TM - I did OK
In 2010 I did a moderate amount of real hill training - I stunk it up
So do I go back to ignoring the hills or train really hard on Hills
Hypothetically speaking if you assume you can train for Monkey.
I also think I challenged someone to the Dirty Dogstyle Dark Monkey Double - Hopefull he has forgotten
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The silly RD can use any course he wants and I will still dread it.
Drinking? When? When I wrote the post? or during the race? or just in general?
Shit...I think I actually said something about RUNNING monkey this year. Considering I can barely run an hour at an 11 minute mile right now I am going to have to do something soon.
damn it woman you have 5 months to train - It's too early for talking shit
I ran 2.8 miles today. I'm on my way.