Dust in the Wind
Long dead ... But my stench lingers !
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A Saucy Wench
I have perfected my Monkey training plan. About a month ago I had a run that made me feel like Monkey would only be humiliating but not completely excruciating. So I decided it was best to stop running then and cherish an 8 week taper. What the hell is the point of Monkey if it isnt both humiliating AND excruciating.
(p.s. Skootr - I think you'll have plenty of time to get shitfaced before running me in)
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Imminent Catastrophe
You cannot train for Monkey.
Oh yes you can.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
"To obtain the air that angels breathe you must come to Tahoe"--Mark Twain
"The most common question from potential entrants is 'I do not know if I can do this' to which I usually answer, 'that's the whole point'.--Paul Charteris, Tarawera Ultramarathon RD.
√ Javelina Jundred Jalloween 2015
Cruel Jewel 50 mile May 2016
Western States 100 June 2016