Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

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Bit by a flying monkey (Read 484 times)

Mr MattM


    Eh... just another tricky day...

    be curious; not judgmental

    xor


      Because flying monkeys are really just owls?

       

      GET IT???

       

      I'd come up with better material, but it's hard.

       

      xor


        The way I feel lately, my goal should probably be 5:15

         

        Mr MattM


          The way I feel lately, my goal should probably be 5:15

           

          Yeah, that's about what time I plan to finish.  5:15pm sounds about right.

          be curious; not judgmental

          Trent


          Good Bad & The Monkey

            You plan to finish?

            Mr MattM


              You plan to finish?

               

              What can I say?  I'm an optimist... my strategy is to run with someone who is just a tad slower.  You know the deal... to survive a monkey attack you need only be faster than the runner next to you...  is DL running?

              be curious; not judgmental

              xor


                As we learned from Star Trek 2, you are showing a pattern of two dimensional thinking.  The monkeys attack in three dimensions.  It also helps to be shorter than the runners near you.

                 

                This bodes well for me.

                 

                Mr MattM


                  Hang on a sec... there's a THIRD dimension?!?!

                  be curious; not judgmental


                  "run" "2" "eat"

                    yeah, sure there is. her name is "florence" or somesuch.

                    i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

                    xor


                      There are five dimensions.  The fifth one involves beautiful balloons.

                       

                      Mr MattM


                        Yeah, but the third dimension apparently blossomed in the street.

                         

                        I am suffering dimensional dementia.

                        be curious; not judgmental


                        Intentionally Blank

                          Well, drat.  Took a spill today, and now my knee is swollen.  I still have one long run to go.  Grr.


                          "run" "2" "eat"

                            i thought you said, "took a pill today, and now my knee is swollen." and i was all like, damn girl, that is a BAD PILL!

                            i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams

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