Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon

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Bad omen. Very bad. (Read 566 times)


The Greatest of All Time

    It was the Monkeys for sure.
    all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

    Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.
      No...a sacrifice has been made. It will not help...I hope whoever did this realizes....

      How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?

       

      Just a girl who runs.

        FYI...I saw them today. The monkeys. Lots of them.

        How do you keep your feet on the ground, when you know you were born to fly?

         

        Just a girl who runs.


        The Greatest of All Time

          FYI...I saw them today. The monkeys. Lots of them.
          Don't worry. You and I are safe. Drew...not so much.
          all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

          Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.


          Idiot

            Don't worry. You and I are safe. Drew...not so much.
            I'm a mere appetizer. Too lean to be filling or tasty. Just cause you're fast doesn't mean they can't catch ya. Cool

            I decided that if I'm going to call myself a runner, I should probably run.

              I'm going to run with Dallas...lots of meat on that one. Surely he'll look like a better meal then I.

              Thunder smash!


              Hoodoo Guru

                I'm going to run with Dallas...lots of meat on that one. Surely he'll look like a better meal then I.
                Plus, if they start chasing us, you don't have to outrun them, you just have to outrun me.

                The tangents are moot.

                 

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                  Speaking of frightening things, I just saw that House (oh, I mean "Casa") is going to be at the water stop at the top of Luke freaking Lea at mile 20. He really wants to see us at our worst, doesn't he? If he has his airhorn, he may not live through the day.
                  Mishka


                    The Monkeys aren't real. C'mon people!
                      But homicidal runners at the top of Luke Lea are. mta: Not that I don't also believe in the Monkeys...
                        mta: Not that I don't also believe in the Monkeys...
                        That was close...


                        A Dance with Monkeys

                          The Monkeys aren't real. C'mon people!
                          Keep on telling yourself that. And tell that to the poor deer's family.
                            I saw Trent get attacked by a flying monkey, on a trail run at the park a couple years ago. Big group of us...we thought the monkies would be scared by our numbers...no way. They took Trent down to the ground. I got there just in time...

                            Thunder smash!

                            Mishka


                              This one time my uncle told my brother and myself that there was a man (or at least he resembled a man) at the bottom of his laundry chute. If you yelled his name down the chute, he would reach a long and thin, but extremely powerful arm up the chute, pull you down through it and eat your guts out. I never understood why my uncle laughed so hard after saying such a thing...until I yelled them man's name down the laundry chute.
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