Harpeth Hills Flying Monkey Marathon


I just ate my last Monkey Bar this morning :( (Read 506 times)

    The strawberry and blueberry yogurt ones leave a funny film on the roof of my mouth. The chocolate peanut butter one is delicious.



      All of them tasted -1.


      But, then, I still ate all of them.



        Yea, now that you mention it- so did I.



        Hoodoo Guru

          Frankly, I am far more suspicious of Dallas' and Candice's palates.


          The Suspicious Palates.  My new band name.


          Our first song--"She's Worth Her Weight in Gold (too bad she's anorexic.)"


          She's worth her weight in gold

          Too bad she's anorexic

          She's think's that I'm a god

          I think that she's dyslexic


          She's pretty as a peach

          But has two bowel obstructions

          Her medical bills are huge

          They make great tax deductions



          The song kinda writes itself.



          The tangents are moot.




          Skooter 2.5


            The Suspicious Palate.  My new NPR show.



            Unfortunate Miles



              We're caught in a trap
              We can't eat out
              Because I love you too much monkey

              Why can't you see
              What you're doing to me
              When you don't like a thing I eat?

              We can't go on together
              With suspicious palates
              And we can't build our meals
              On suspicious palates

              So, if an old friend I know
              Drops by to eat jello
              Would I still see suspicion in your mouth?

              Here we go again
              Asking where I've eaten
              You can't see these meals are real
              I'm eating

              We can't go on together
              With suspicious palates
              And be can't build our meals
              On suspicious palates

              Oh let our lunch survive
              Or eat the food from your plate
              Let's don't let a good meal die

              A Saucy Wench

                awww cmon skootr, I think you guys should record dallas' song for him.  I can totally see you rockin that song.

                I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets


                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


                  pretty sure i still have a monkey bar in the ol' snack basket.

                  i find the sunshine beckons me to open up the gate and dream and dream ~~robbie williams