Won't be me.
Not even close.
At least my running over the past few weeks has been consistent.
Buy my wife's sea catchers
I've heard of someone planning to PR at Monkey.
Assuming a finish, I will PR by default. Crap, did I jinx myself?
And watch the monkeys attack.
They will be behind most of you, you'll have to catch the video replay.
Or we can let you be a human shield.
I can either start @ 10'30" or finish there.
And you think I'll a shield for you? We may not be in the same zip code.
If it's your first marathon, you'll go out too fast.
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you’ve done?
There's no way Drew will go out too fast. He will pulling me in wheelchair. Plus I'm fat.
I don't even get to push?!? Damn!
Your wheelchair better have REALLY good brakes...you could end up busting through a stone wall or something.