OK, I have a blender story too, that involves alcohol. One Christmas, DH and I drove out to Nevada to spend the holiday with my sister and BIL. This must have been over 16 years ago, as DD wasn't there. Anyway, my mom gave my sister a blender for Christmas. We decided to make a concoction we called a turkey daiquiri. It contained turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and some type of alcohol - not sure if it was vodka or rum or what, exactly. We served it in a glass with a slice of turkey hung on the side. I remember it was one of those occasions where we laughed till our faces and stomachs hurt. Oh, and the drink didn't taste very good but the dog liked it - when no one was looking, he stole the turkey and started lapping out of the glass!

How can we have gone this long on blender stories without mentioning "Bass-o-matic"?

This forum is so weird. It always starts as a running forum. You could never guess how it will go from there, like those party games where someone whispers a secret and it gets passed along until it is all distorted at the end. It started with one simple post about a spoon in a blender. I meant no harm, believe me, with the chocolate rabbit, and the ensuing posts were humorous and interesting. But Wildchild (in my most stentorian and authoritative voice), "You are outta here!" (Freakin' turkey cocktail....I am aroar!) Spareribs

How can we have gone this long on blender stories without mentioning "Bass-o-matic"?

Oh, my goodness, you brought back memories! My senior year of high school, 1980, my class put on a class skit at a pep rally. All I recall is that we played "My Sharona" over and over, and a kid actually mixed up some minnows in a blender and drank it!! Oh, yeah, and then we got a LONG lecture the next day from the principal about the three R's - respect, responsibility, and ?? I can't remember the third one!