IMPORTANT WOMEN’S HEALTH NOTICE: Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas. Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas. Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration Loss of motor control Loss of clothing Loss of money Table dancing Headache Dehydration Dry mouth Desire to sing karaoke WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. After careful research studies have shown that red wine and champagne may be interchangeable with the product Margarita. Don't let that inner shyness and low self esteem go untreated. Try Margaritas.
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I WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
Oh, I sooooo resemble that remark. My otherwise bionic hearing seems to be the first thing to go with alcohol consumption.
Great post!
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Hmmm, this may explain what happened in Mexico during spring break...
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Do they have any scientific studies to back this up?
Do they need any test subjects?
Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, "Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapenos."
I don't know.....I think that info should be taken with a grain of salt.
Make that a rim of salt.
I don't know.....I think that info should be taken with a grain of salt. Make that a rim of salt.
Oh, rimshot! http://instantrimshot.com/
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Not at it at all.
Trails are hard!
Boy, when I saw the title, I thought it was going to be another article warning women about their uteri (?) falling out from running .
I can't remember the source, but i believe another equally robust scientific study showed that margaritas (and their substitutes) can improve men's vision. (the 4 becomes a 10 after an adequate dosing)
Need a fast half for late fall. Then I need to actually train for it.
She a 2 at 10:00 and a 10 at 2:00 - given the proper amount of scrutiny.