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Important Women's Health Notice (Read 404 times)

    IMPORTANT WOMEN’S HEALTH NOTICE:
     
     Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
     Do you suffer from shyness?
     Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
     
     If you answered yes to any of these questions,
     ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
     
     Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
     about yourself and your actions.
     
     Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the
     world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
     
     You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a
     regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you
     from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
     thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you
     had.
     
     Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
     
     Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
     nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind
     nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
     
     
     Side effects may include:
     
     Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
     Loss of motor control
     Loss of clothing
     Loss of money
     Table dancing
     Headache
     Dehydration
     Dry mouth
     Desire to sing karaoke
     WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
     whispering when you are not.
     
     WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
     friends over and over again that you love them.
     
     WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can
     sing.
     
     WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
     logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
     
     After careful research studies have shown that red wine and champagne may
     be interchangeable with the product Margarita.
     
     Don't let that inner shyness and low self esteem go untreated.
     
     Try Margaritas.

     

     

    Leslie
    Living and Running Behind the Redwood Curtain
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    Trail Runner Nation

    Sally McCrae-Choose Strong

    Bare Performance

     

    wildchild


    Carolyn

      Good to see that white wine and beer are not listed as generic versions, and therefore don't have the same side effects!

      I hammered down the trail, passing rocks and trees like they were standing still.


      Renee the dog

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         WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
         whispering when you are not.
         

         

         

         Oh, I sooooo resemble that remark.    My otherwise bionic hearing seems to be the first thing to go with alcohol consumption.

         

        Great post!

        GOALS 2012: UNDECIDED

        GOALS 2011: LIVE!!!

        Teresadfp


        One day at a time

          Hmmm, this may explain what happened in Mexico during spring break... 


          Marathon Maniac #957

            Do they have any scientific studies to back this up? 

             

             

            Do they need any test subjects?

             

            Life is a headlong rush into the unknown. We can hunker down and hope nothing hits us or we can stand tall, lean into the wind and say, "Bring it on, darlin', and don't be stingy with the jalapenos."

              I don't know.....I think that info should be taken with a grain of salt.  

               

               Make that a rim of salt.

              Quit being so damn serious! When we change the way we look at things, the things we look at change. "Ya just gotta let it go." OM

                I don't know.....I think that info should be taken with a grain of salt.  

                 

                 Make that a rim of salt.

                 

                Oh, rimshot! http://instantrimshot.com/

                Leslie
                Living and Running Behind the Redwood Curtain
                -------------

                Trail Runner Nation

                Sally McCrae-Choose Strong

                Bare Performance

                 


                Top 'O the World!

                  Remember that doing anything well is going to take longer than you think!! ~ Masters Group


                  Prince of Fatness

                    So you're saying that this only works for women?

                    Not at it at all. 

                    stumpy77


                    Trails are hard!

                      Boy, when I saw the title, I thought it was going to be another article warning women about their uteri (?) falling out from running .

                       

                      I can't remember the source, but i believe another equally robust scientific study showed that margaritas (and their substitutes) can improve men's vision.  (the 4 becomes a 10 after an adequate dosing)

                      Need a fast half for late fall.  Then I need to actually train for it.

                       


                      Top 'O the World!

                        yeah, but I think it was connected to the study about the increasingly popular date rape drug used by wimmin on men called *B.E.E.R.*
                        Remember that doing anything well is going to take longer than you think!! ~ Masters Group

                          I can't remember the source, but i believe another equally robust scientific study showed that margaritas (and their substitutes) can improve men's vision.  (the 4 becomes a 10 after an adequate dosing)

                           

                           

                          She a 2 at 10:00 and a 10 at 2:00 - given the proper amount of scrutiny.

                          Leslie
                          Living and Running Behind the Redwood Curtain
                          -------------

                          Trail Runner Nation

                          Sally McCrae-Choose Strong

                          Bare Performance