The devil in the form of a yummy spread. Another "like crack" addiction. Bound and determined to take over the pop tart addiction. There are just so many options. You can put it on like...anything.

First had that stuff in Switzerland... ate it in place of butter or jelly.

Do they sell it at Michael's? 3/$15?

Nope. But they sell Flying Monkey signs there for $5 each.

Nutella is crack in a jar. I just say no. In France we used to split a baguette and slather the stuff on for tea. or breakfast. or lunch.

Yep. Same in Thun, CH... Fresh baked rolls/bread from the bakery, Nutella, and INSTANT coffee.

t'habite en France? Moi, j'ai passe une annee a Paris il'y'a quelques ans.

Non. Ma mère est de la France, j'ai visité mes cousins ....fuck it. My mom is french. I used to know an appallingly tiny amount of french but through disuse it has faded. I know enough to roughly translate what you wrote, but I could never have formulated the whole sentence myself. I spent a couple of summers in france with my cousins (also many years ago), who all used the time to practice their english. And introduce me to Nutella. This was before Nutella was widely available in America

C'est dommage ca. J'espere que ca va que j'ai tutoye.

J'espoir maybe? (hope?) I think you lost me. I think you lost you. Il est terrible quand la mémoire se fane et est remplacée avec la certitude fausse. But just for you: Avez-vous vu les singes volant ?

Je n'aime pas votre nom de jerk-off.

rire à haute voix (Je suis désolé que je n'écoute pas)

Nutella has protein.