It involves Singapore, a little red Buddha, an Indian buffet, and an energetic buttmuncher that goes by the name of Mr. Dog. So yeah, it's complicated.

I'm totally confused. I thought Buddhas were gold or at least that greenish metal color. Red? All the rest makes total sense.

Buttmuncher?! Yeah...he does munch his butt quite often. Who doesn't?

Among many other and mostly endearing qualities, Mr. Dog is buttmunching machine.