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Good News, Sandy: The Earth stands still (Read 23 times)

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Faster Than Your Couch!

    Good news also for everybody who is attempting to travel to a race, or for business.

     

    Here's why:

    The Saudi-Arabian theologist Bandar al-Khaibari has proven that the earth does not rotate. If it did, it would be impossible to travel by plane from east to west because  the earth would move away underneath the plane. On the same account, one would not need a plane for traveling from west to east, because the plane would just need to stand still in the air: the earth would move underneath the plane, and after a while, you'd arrive at your destination. Yay for saving fuel!

     

    (Wait, you could still travel from east to west, you'd just need to stay in the air long enough for the earth to rotate underneath the plane until your destination has arrived, and as the plane would not need to move, it would not cost any energy. - I think that's why it actually takes so terribly long to travel to Japan, as everyone who has ever gone there can confirm. - Wait again, does that now disprove the proof?? Now I'm totally confused)

     

    But, as the earth stands still, we all need planes to travel longer distances, and, fortunately, it works in both directions and does not take so terribly long!  

    Run for fun.