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I know I must be an ultra runner because... (Read 95 times)

FTYC


Faster Than Your Couch!

    - my fabric softener says "ultra-soft"

    - my deodorant is "ultraclear"

    - my suntan lotion is "ultra-sweatproof"

    - my shirt is "ultra-wicking"

    - my superglue is "ultra strong"

    - my mascara is "ultra-lasting", and so is my cats' kitty litter Shocked

    - my lipstick is "ultra moisturizing", and so are my hair conditioner and my shower gel

    - my sunglasses look "ultra cool"

    - my all-purpose cleaner makes everything "ultra clean"

     

    And I found all of these in just one day around my house.

     

    Ultra running is just so easy! Cool

    Run for fun.

    dpc3


      Ultra good list FTYC!

      AT-runner


      Tim

        The TP in my pack is "Ultra-Absorbent".

        “Paralysis-to-50k” training plan is underway! 

        FTYC


        Faster Than Your Couch!

          The TP in my pack is "Ultra-Absorbent".

           

          Great find!

          You would not want to be caught out there with anything less than that!

          Run for fun.

            When we were down in Sacramento for the American River 50 we stopped by Target to pick up some Dawn soap to wash off the poison oak after the race.  There was a store brand for half the price, but my friend pointed out something important: it wasn't just Dawn, it was "Dawn Ultra!"  We obviously sprang for the expense Big grin

            jamezilla


            flashlight and sidewalk

              I've been to the Ultra Bar, which is local to me...it's not what I thought it would be.

               

              **Ask me about streaking**

               

              runfastandie


                My hairspray is Ultra Hold.  Ok- so what I never use it- just for crazy hair day at school!

                  I drive Ultra fast, does that count?  (My wife thinks me acquiring all those tickets over the years is Ultra Stupid)....

                   

                  PS.  I noticed no one fessed up to drinking Michelob Ultra.... Bleeeck!  DeadJokingSmile

                  .

                  The Plan '15 →   ///    "Run Hard, Live Easy."   ∞

                  AT-runner


                  Tim

                    This is sad, "butt" true.  When I pick up litter on the trail, it's usually some jerk's Ultralight Cigarette Butts.

                    “Paralysis-to-50k” training plan is underway! 

                    FTYC


                    Faster Than Your Couch!

                      This gives me the inspiration to interpret some terms completely new:

                       

                      ultralight: a headlight for ultra runners

                      ultra bar: energy bar for the long run

                      ultra clear: gear ready to go, drop bags ready

                      ultra hold: considering a DNF

                      Run for fun.

                      dpc3


                        There is a book out titled "Ultra - Metabolism"


                        Ultra Cowboy

                          Do I have to switch to a REMINGTON ULTRA MAGNUM chambered rifle?

                           

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                          Daydreamer1


                            Do I have to switch to a REMINGTON ULTRA MAGNUM chambered rifle?

                             

                             

                            My shoulder is sore just looking at those cartridges. Guess that means I'm a wimp Roll eyes. I love my 7mm-08. Works well for what I use it for and has low recoil. On the other hand my .41 mag will make rip the hand off a smaller person.

                            FTYC


                            Faster Than Your Couch!

                              There is a book out titled "Ultra - Metabolism"

                              I'm sure it's about nutrition needs and fueling strategies for ultra runners! Clown

                              Run for fun.

                              FTYC


                              Faster Than Your Couch!

                                The TP in my pack is "Ultra-Absorbent".

                                 

                                And just in case this does not cut it, I found out watching a TV ad last night that Charmin' is "ultra strong". Blush

                                Run for fun.

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