*beep* all minions report to the swamp. *kerrrrsht* i repeat, ALL minions report to the swamp. *beep*
In order to see the truth, sometimes you have to loose an eye.
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great....juuuust great. who's gonna remove the sasquatch?
who's the asshole who keyed my car now? well, thanks...i appreciate your maturity. sanford sucks man.
*sus* is on a roll.
Was it at the Y?
And for balance, there's this. Yesterday on the way home from work, part of my exhaust broke off and was dragging on the ground, so I pulled over. I was in what passes for "the ghetto" in Sanford. I was laying there trying to figure out how in the hell I could get it up off the ground so I could make it home when an older guy came up and asked what was up. At first I thought he was just some asshole walking by, but it turned out he had come out of his house to see if he could help. He loaned me a hydraulic jack and a wire coat hanger, and sent out what I'm guessing was his 13-14ish year old grandson to help. Thanks to their help I was able to rig it up well enough to get home. I thought that was pretty cool.
A list of my PRs in a misguided attempt to impress people that do not care.
Was it at the Y? And for balance, there's this. Yesterday on the way home from work, part of my exhaust broke off and was dragging on the ground, so I pulled over. I was in what passes for "the ghetto" in Sanford. I was laying there trying to figure out how in the hell I could get it up off the ground so I could make it home when an older guy came up and asked what was up. At first I thought he was just some asshole walking by, but it turned out he had come out of his house to see if he could help. He loaned me a hydraulic jack and a wire coat hanger, and sent out what I'm guessing was his 13-14ish year old grandson to help. Thanks to their help I was able to rig it up well enough to get home. I thought that was pretty cool.
why didn't you just kick it off? that's what you do...your muffer starts to drag on the ground...you kick it off. then you pretend your "g money" cause your little car sounds like a mack truck...and you drive up and down main st. with the sit reclined way back, turn up your crappy radio...and show off your big dick. damn it cremah you just missed out on a fun time.
so i'm at "that store" again...killing time really. so i'm looking at some shorty shorts and i'm blown over by how big my size looks. wtf? i hold them up to myself and you seriously could fit a mack truck in them. so i go by look and hold up a pair that looks like would fit...look at the tag and it says size 1. "SIZE ONE? WTF?! what's this latino? mexican espaniol?" (yes i'm talking out loud). fuck it i'll try em. to my brain exploding confusion, they fit...but the fucking waist is all baggy 'n shit. "WTF?! what's this? to accommodate the new muffin top body type? and the size? what'd they do change all the sizes to make us women feel better about wearing smaller sizes? WTF? i can't where these! i have the old style body type...ya know, the one with a waist line and a fat ass!"
it's 8/1...no more devil juice for 18 days.
so cremah, you can have my bacon...and my beer. whatever that's about.
this belongs in here;
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a goodold-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:
MOUNT & DO.
i heard people yawning in here...that's an invitation for me to start trouble and piss people off...or worse, wave my inflatable around from years ago...cause i've run out of ideas...and i'm getting NO help...none.
why must i do EVERYTHING around here?!
starting to be a pain in the ass...ok, here i go.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Yawn.
Heh heh heh heh heh. Yawn.
that's a lot of bad breath heather.
still nothing huh? no...cremah don't count.
how about....hmmmm...OH!
i got my thing TODAY!!!!!!!!!! so that means i won't have it next sunday!
aren't you all happy? now the 1 or 2 minions won't have to read about it later in my log!
Sure, I'll be able to read about it in your log.
I just won't be able to comment on it there.
I feel better now. Carry on.
Sure, I'll be able to read about it in your log. I just won't be able to comment on it there. I feel better now. Carry on.
oh really? you don't count either...pig #3!
ok...i take many seconds...no, minutes to process english speaking people in my everyday environment. how the fuck am i gonna process the unknown francais speaking people with an anti-unbostonian accent from way- away?
i wonder if they'll understand uuuugh...ahhhh...mmmm....shhhhwoooo....errrrrrr....huh?