Greetings bitches. This group is exclusive a'f so if you're in it you're a pretty big deal. Imagine the most exclusive club you can think of. Now think ten times that. You are not even close. This is not a group for try-hards but it's not a group for plodders either. This running club is for the elite of the elites. Gatorade, Nike, Hoka, Tampax, Naperville Running Company, Oregon, and Garmin are just a few of our sponsors.
So, what do you say? You think you can make the cut? Want to grind with the best of the best??? Interested in joining????? Sorry, we're full, bye.