Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7
Oh Mighty Wing
Sniff....can I still be beautiful if I have a pancake butt?
Want some of mine? I'm always happy to give to those in need. I know you don't want any boobage, though.
I need to move some of my boobage to my butt and solve all my problems at once.
I've got a fever...
On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office. But you will wish that you'd spent more time running. Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.
Ladies, I imagine your hubbies think your boobage and butt don't need to be moved anywhere. Well, I'm sure they have ideas of where they'd like them to put them, but I'm sure they love them just the way they are.
True...but sometimes I'd like to be able to walk near did without getting groped...especially during certain times of the month--owie!
hahaha I bet there are many women who WISH their husbands still groped them!
Yes, those Married Smugs get no pity from me.
The Greatest of All Time
Ok, who gets groped?
Shan? Bugs? Zoomie...well already know.
One day at a time