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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 10/21/2008 at 6:40 PM

coffee and breast size

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

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#2867

posted: 10/21/2008 at 8:05 PM

Yet another argument to add to my repertoire...

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 10/21/2008 at 8:24 PM

I keep guzzling the stuff, but it's having no shrinkage effect. Sad

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Marcus L S

The Greatest of All Time

posted: 10/21/2008 at 9:05 PM

Damn, you would think my wife has an IV of the stuff. Wink

all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.

Ennay

A Saucy Wench

posted: 10/21/2008 at 10:45 PM

Hell.... 3 cups a day...cheaper than the knife. But there is that whole not sleeping thing for me.

While caffeine may shrink women’s breasts, the reaction is the reverse for coffee-slurping blokes – it can make their “moobs” swell.

And yet another reason for Blaine to avoid it. I like the caption on the pic

Drinking too much coffee can be harmful

shrinkage = harmful. must be a guy that wrote that

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"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

Purdey

Self anointed title

posted: 10/22/2008 at 2:43 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 10/21/2008 at 8:24 PM:

I keep guzzling the stuff, but it's having no shrinkage effect.

I'm not sure that extra large mocha lattes with whipped cream and chocolate on top have a significant shrinking effect on anything! Tongue

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 10/22/2008 at 6:52 AM

Quote from Purdey on 10/22/2008 at 2:43 AM:

I'm not sure that extra large mocha lattes with whipped cream and chocolate on top have a significant shrinking effect on anything!

Yuck, that sounds gross. I'd rather have hot cocoa. I'm so not a barrista's dream. <--- likes strong coffee with a little half-n-half and 1 packet of splenda likes="" strong="" coffee="" with="" a="" little="" half-n-half="" and="" 1="" packet="" of=""></--- likes strong coffee with a little half-n-half and 1 packet of splenda>

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Purdey

Self anointed title

posted: 10/24/2008 at 3:34 AM

<-------- strong turkish coffee is the best! strong="" turkish="" coffee="" is="" the="" best!=""></-------- strong turkish coffee is the best! >

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

posted: 10/24/2008 at 7:39 AM

Quote from Purdey on 10/24/2008 at 3:34 AM:

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Oh, that shit is awesome...and it makes me shit, too! Evil grin

Nothing like that stuff to "clean house." Big grin

Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.

~ Sarah Kay

Purdey

Self anointed title

posted: 10/24/2008 at 8:15 AM

Quote from zoom-zoom on 10/24/2008 at 7:39 AM:

it makes me shit, too!

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EGH3

posted: 10/28/2008 at 9:57 AM
modified: 10/28/2008 at 9:58 AM

What kind of a cruel, sick joke is this? Coffee shrinks women's boobs but makes moobs bigger? Eve's revenge?

Bugs

posted: 10/28/2008 at 10:22 AM

You'd think caffenine would get them pumped up.

Bugs

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