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Tight Jeans - HTFU (Read 993 times)


Bugs

    I did it, there on, the Eddie Bauer Size 6. Someone brought donuts today, didn't eat any, no room for my belly button let alone donuts. While I've got a smaller butt today they come off at 5:30!

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    rectumdamnnearkilledem

      Yeah...which is why I like jeans with a little spandex in 'em...ahhhh... Big grin

      Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

      remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

           ~ Sarah Kay


      Bugs

        Yeah...which is why I like jeans with a little spandex in 'em...ahhhh... Big grin
        I hear you sister. Do guys have these problems?

        Bugs

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        One day at a time

          I hear you sister. Do guys have these problems?
          Their problem is holding up the jeans so they don't fall off their asses!
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          rectumdamnnearkilledem

            Their problem is holding up the jeans so they don't fall off their asses!
            *nods* DH has no ass...I have too much. Hopefully our kid will get something in-between. Big grin

            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                 ~ Sarah Kay

            Teresadfp


            One day at a time

              *nods* DH has no ass...I have too much. Hopefully our kid will get something in-between. Big grin
              Ha, my boys will have none, and my daughter will have too much!


              The Greatest of All Time

                I can wear a size 6. Big grin
                all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

                Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.


                Bugs

                  I can wear a size 6. Big grin
                  Well I double dog dare you to try to get your cute little tush into these ones. I swear someone very evil at the factory switched the 6's for the 4's...but reality is they used to fit perfectly.

                  Bugs


                  The Greatest of All Time

                    Well I double dog dare you to try to get your cute little tush into these ones. I swear someone very evil at the factory switched the 6's for the 4's...but reality is they used to fit perfectly.
                    It sucks being a woman, huh? And I have a fat ass anyway....so
                    all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

                    Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.


                    #2867

                      Their problem is holding up the jeans so they don't fall off their asses!
                      Not me. I have the roundest butt of anybody I know, male or female. I rarely bother with a belt unless I'm wearing my "fat" pants. (My waist size can vary by about 2 inches depending upon how much running compared to weight lifting I am doing.)

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                      rectumdamnnearkilledem

                        Not me. I have the roundest butt of anybody I know, male or female.
                        Heh, you haven't seen my butt (I avoid posting the race pics that show it...white girls aren't supposed to have a butt like this). Tongue A few years ago and a few #s heavier... JLo ain't got nuthin' on my ass.... Blush

                        Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                        remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                             ~ Sarah Kay


                        #2867

                          A few years ago and a few #s heavier...
                          Yeah, mine is rounder.

                          Run to Win
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                          rectumdamnnearkilledem

                            Yeah, mine is rounder.
                            Dude, you ARE a freak! Evil grin Oh...and prove it...this thread is worthless without pics! Big grin

                            Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                            remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                                 ~ Sarah Kay


                            Bugs

                              Yeah, mine is rounder.
                              Be proud. I like some ass on a man. Blush Just don't balance it out with a beer belly.

                              Bugs


                              A Saucy Wench

                                I have no butt...I hate spandex jeans. Sigh And yeah...Blaine back it up with pics

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                                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7