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Tight Jeans - HTFU (Read 993 times)

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rectumdamnnearkilledem

    Ha!

    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

         ~ Sarah Kay


    A Saucy Wench

      Sniff....can I still be beautiful if I have a pancake butt?

      I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

       

      "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7


      Oh Mighty Wing

        Sniff....can I still be beautiful if I have a pancake butt?
        you are beautiful!!!!
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        rectumdamnnearkilledem

          Sniff....can I still be beautiful if I have a pancake butt?
          Want some of mine? I'm always happy to give to those in need. I know you don't want any boobage, though.

          Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

          remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

               ~ Sarah Kay


          A Saucy Wench

            Want some of mine? I'm always happy to give to those in need. I know you don't want any boobage, though.
            I need to move some of my boobage to my butt and solve all my problems at once.

            I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

             

            "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7

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            rectumdamnnearkilledem

              I need to move some of my boobage to my butt and solve all my problems at once.
              I need to move some of my boobage and butt to did's butt. He has no ass.

              Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

              remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                   ~ Sarah Kay

              jEfFgObLuE


              I've got a fever...

                Ladies, I imagine your hubbies think your boobage and butt don't need to be moved anywhere. Well, I'm sure they have ideas of where they'd like them to put them, but I'm sure they love them just the way they are.

                On your deathbed, you won't wish that you'd spent more time at the office.  But you will wish that you'd spent more time running.  Because if you had, you wouldn't be on your deathbed.


                Oh Mighty Wing

                  I like my body! I think I'm hot!! LOL
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                  rectumdamnnearkilledem

                    Ladies, I imagine your hubbies think your boobage and butt don't need to be moved anywhere. Well, I'm sure they have ideas of where they'd like them to put them, but I'm sure they love them just the way they are.
                    True...but sometimes I'd like to be able to walk near did without getting groped...especially during certain times of the month--owie! Cry

                    Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to

                    remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.    

                         ~ Sarah Kay


                    Oh Mighty Wing

                      True...but sometimes I'd like to be able to walk near did without getting groped...especially during certain times of the month--owie! Cry
                      hahaha I bet there are many women who WISH their husbands still groped them!
                        hahaha I bet there are many women who WISH their husbands still groped them!
                        Yes, those Married Smugs get no pity from me. Tongue

                        Amy


                        Oh Mighty Wing

                          Yes, those Married Smugs get no pity from me. Tongue
                          hehe


                          The Greatest of All Time

                            Ok, who gets groped? Shan? Bugs? Zoomie...well already know. Teresa? Amy?
                            all you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be

                            Obesity is a disease. Yes, a disease where nothing tastes bad...except salads.


                            Oh Mighty Wing

                              Ok, who gets groped? Shan? Bugs? Zoomie...well already know. Teresa? Amy?
                              you? Blaine?
                              Teresadfp


                              One day at a time

                                hee hee, yes, DH is a groper. I love being married! Blush