Yuk yuk If I could only remember the blond jokes that I have heard...sigh

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?" Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00 The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?" Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

Cute joke, Ennay! Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde woman in a sports car for speeding. Officer: "May I see your license and registration please, maam?" Driver: (riffling through purse) "Ahhh... what's the license look like, officer?" Officer: "It's small and has your picture on it." Driver: "Ahhh! Ok! Here it is!" (produces a compact from her purse and hands to the officer) Officer: (looking in mirror of compact) "Oh! I'm sorry maam! If I had known you were a cop, I wouldn't have pulled you over." Ba-dum Bump!