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rectumdamnnearkilledem
Getting the wind knocked out of you is the only way to
remind your lungs how much they like the taste of air.
~ Sarah Kay
Yeah...which is why I like jeans with a little spandex in 'em...ahhhh...
One day at a time
I hear you sister. Do guys have these problems?
Their problem is holding up the jeans so they don't fall off their asses!
*nods* DH has no ass...I have too much. Hopefully our kid will get something in-between.
The Greatest of All Time
I can wear a size 6.
Well I double dog dare you to try to get your cute little tush into these ones. I swear someone very evil at the factory switched the 6's for the 4's...but reality is they used to fit perfectly.
#2867
Run to Win25 Marathons, 17 Ultras, 16 States (Full List)
Not me. I have the roundest butt of anybody I know, male or female.
A few years ago and a few #s heavier...
Yeah, mine is rounder.
A Saucy Wench
I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets
"When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7