I found this humorous
Retired 1/1/13 ... Tired of being broken and fat ... Hit 296# Memorial Day 2016 - New goal = To be able to enjoy running 4-5 hours through the woods again by Fall 2016.
She's quite cute. On the opposite side of the country (alas!) based on the races she's done.
Demon of Bad Decisions
I want to do it because I want to do it. -Amelia Earhart