Notes
So, today I noted a car in the lot with a big "O...No!" sticker and another Perry sticker and, of course, the obligatory "Support Our Troops!!" to complement the others while implying that O doesn't support the troops.
So anyway, I decided to try and figure out whose car that was based solely on my biases and stereotyping of fatass conservatives. I took some covert ganders around the gym until I spotted Mr. Flab in his too-tight shorts and flour sack stomach. Naturally, there was a gold chain and some aftershave involved too. The final key, however, was the slamming of the weights while looking around to see if anyone was looking at him.
Then he stormed out to his SUV.
Yep, I was right.