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11/12/2015

1:00:15

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This log is for JARRETT'S EYES ONLY

Procrastinated as I tend to do and headed to the gym around 7:40. Well the guy who normally comes to the rec center (right next to gym) to watch a TV show most (maybe all?) nights was in the gym room that has the good fan just sitting watching that TV because there were people in the rec center watching the TV he normally watches! Def wasn't going to go to that gym while he was there. I wasn't sure if how long his show lasts but I thought I've seen him leave at 8 before so I went to the other gym room with the overexcited useless fan and hopped on that elliptical instead hoping I was right. There was a bottle of water in the cup holder on the elliptical and the TV was on but there was no one to be seen, so I snagged it. At first I was like ok this is NBD without the fan, but I started sweating QUICK. Thankfully that guy indeed left at 8! I was 14 min in at that point, so I gave the elliptical a real quick wipe, and hustled to the other gym, cranked that fan, pointed it at the elliptical, and got back to work... but not before putting on the Food Network! Chopped IMPOSSIBLE was just coming on, and it was actually a round where a contestant got to face Robert Irvine at the end rather than just talking about maybe getting to face Robert Irvine on another episode. I bet Joey would have loved it as a drinking game to drink whenever someone said "impossible/possible"... might be drunk by the first commercial break. The no-personality little timid girl made it to the final to face Robert. My workout finished at 8:53 but they were just presenting their entrees to the judges so I had to stay and watch. They chopped Robert... that show is a FARCE. Got way too sappy and scripted by the end... "In the end, I realized it wasn't about overcoming impossible ingredients, but overcoming impossible odds" or some weak-ass shit like that. Plus every time they pretend that all the contestants are just barely plating in the last 10 seconds pisses me off. That dull girl was talking about trying to figure out the other contestants' weaknesses. What good is that going to do! He's going to cook a dish and you're going to cook a dish, you're not going to exploit his weaknesses by searing your steak differently! Moron. I also had my iPod and watched Jimmy Fallon at commercial breaks because elliptical is boring AF and I need that constant stimulation.

Oh, and I went 15 extra seconds because I'm a motherfucking champion.

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Jarrett Kunze

WOAH. WHAT A DAY