Notes
Ahh, the old well is gone now. In its place, a barely-noticeable bulge in the earth, slightly pink, and soft to the touch. The Parks Department has already erected a historic plaque to commemorate the well. The plaque reads, “NOTHING UNUSUAL HAPPENED HERE OR WILL HAPPEN HERE. YOU HAVE BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED READING THIS PLAQUE. WHAT WERE YOU HOPING TO LEARN?”