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Imminent Catastrophe
Fitness Celebrity. Heh. There's a resume bullet.
By the way, it's fun and easy, and takes only 3 minutes per day...
If it sounds too good to be true, then...oh never mind, here's my credit card number. Just send me your machine that will change my life. And ship it overnight.
"As it aerobically burns fat in just minutes a day"
Wow, aerobically burning fat for 3 minutes will burn off, uh, at least a few milligrams.
Here's my favorite line:
"...while it's unique friction-free track uses the momentum of gravity..."
They have not only discovered a previously unknown fundamental law of physics ("momentum of gravity") but also built a frictionless device (which was previously thought to be impossible). That should be worth at least two Nobel Prizes. I can't wait for their perpetual motion machine, I'll probably buy at least two of those.
I love infomercials!
MTA: Check out the videos. Funny how in the testimonials, she got thinner, but so did her head! How did that happen? Oh yeah, it's the Photoshop "distort" tool.
"Able to function despite imminent catastrophe"
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