My Olympic Dreams are ALIVE!!! (Read 108 times)

Hey, have you guys heard about the di Silvestris?  This couple bought citizenship to Dominica, and then tried to compete in the cross country ski events.  Tried.  In order to qualify, apparently, Gary Di Silvestri competed in some events and he came in DFL.  She didn't do too much better.  Then when their respective events came, she couldn't compete due to a training accident (Uh, this is CROSS COUNTRY skiing.  Accidents happen, but, um......) and he only skied a couple hundred meters before leaving with, apparently, diarrhea.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1972824-gary-angelica-di-silvestris-timeline-as-controversial-dominica-olympic-skiers

My husband and I are going to buy citizenship to Tuvalu and then compete  together in the Tuvaluge.  Like two-man luge, but for tuvalu, and I'm going to buy myself into being male as well.