A good old fashioned runner v. jogger donnybrook (Read 1788 times)

Scout, definitely a jogger.

Effin right.

Thank you for even acknowledging that there may be a crumb of entertainment in my blog, dear Overlord.

Speaking of our blog...I'm beginning to think that you are just a resolution blogger.

a resolution blogger.

Sorry. I've had this annoyance called "work" lately. It has really interfered with not working.

Oooh, me too! ...wait..what?

Scout. You are doing great.

Well, duh. Look at the big brain on Trent.

MTA: to add Globule for clarification. And he has to do it in his 40s.

Whew, thank Phelps for the clarification. That means I still have a few years to increase my TESTICULAR FORTITUDE and better learn to CHANNEL MY HATE.

Excellent channeling of The430miler, Jeff. But what if you have the Runner's mentality but the Jogger's physicality? What then?

As we all know mentallity >> physicality and eventually the RUNNER'S mentality will come to DOMINATE the jogger's physicality. Lety me tell you a story once when I was young i was JOGGING (YES THIS IS HARD TO BELIVE BUT HERE ME OUT) because I did not yet have the MENTALITY of the runner. I cna't remember where I was going but maybe it was after soccer practice AND THEn my cross-country coach told me that I WAS WASTING MY BODY's TRUE POTENTIAL by jogging and he said to come out for track practice. So I stepped on the track with the guys and we all took our sweaty shirts off and it was then that It dawned on me that RUNNING = MANLINESS. After my realization, my calves got really strong and I started getting really lithe and running on my toes and wearing spikes. i kid you not after that moment I did not run SLOWER THAN 7:00 PER MILE again. The moral of the story is that YOUR MIND UIS ALWAYS STRONGER THAN YOUR BODY. Think fast and you will be fast and if you are not fast that means that you are not having enough testicular fortitude in your mind.