A good old fashioned runner v. jogger donnybrook (Read 1788 times)

xor


    From the sublime to the surreal. That's how we roll.
    Not my best effort. A little too much gibberish in my remarks, even by my gibberished standards. I mean, I seem to be implying that oiled balls aren't meat. That's wrong on a couple levels. (oh, and I didn't consider that this thread had started at 'sublime'. Though some sublimation has occurred.)

     


    Why is it sideways?

      (oh, and I didn't consider that this thread had started at 'sublime'. Though some sublimation has occurred.)
      Yes, let's not let Trent get a big head.
      xor


        Nobody should get a big head. We could all use a little head. Right?

         

        mikeymike


          This thread is 40 oz. to freedom.

          Runners run

          MrH


            If you can learn to toss in a weight-related insult or two, you will make an excellent coach.
            I'm merely beating him with a measuring stick he made himself.

            The process is the goal.

            Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.

            Scout7


              This thread disappoints me. Bunch of candy-ass bunny-chasing joggers.


              an amazing likeness

                Nobody should get a big head. We could all use a little head. Right?
                Did you hear the news about that guy who went skydiving tethered to an instructor. When they jumped the instructor had a heart attack and died. The guy tethered up in tandom was sort of...well...screwed and spent a few minutes questioning his participation in that particular sky dive. Reading in this, I feel like he did.

                Acceptable at a dance, invaluable in a shipwreck.

                mikeymike


                  Reading in this, I feel like he did.
                  Except you don't have a dead guy strapped to your back. Right?

                  Runners run

                  Scout7


                    Except you don't have a dead guy strapped to your back. Right?
                    Hmmm....I wonder if doing so might make you faster...
                    xor


                      Hmmm....I wonder if doing so might make you faster...
                      It would certainly improve the dead guy's time.

                       


                      Maniac

                        The crazy thing is that the newbie skydiver somehow gets down to the ground in one piece, unstraps said dead guy, and starts CPR. Now THAT is some TESTICULAR FORTITUDE. Though I don't know if he can run faster than 7:00/mi. Pretty sure he can fall faster than that, though.

                        Marathon Maniac #6740

                         

                        Goals for 2015:

                         

                        Run 3 marathons (modified:  Run 2 marathons--Lost Dutchman 02/2015 and Whiskey Row 05/2015)

                        Run a 50-miler (Ran a 53.8 mile race 11/14/2015)

                        Run 1,500 miles (uhhh...how about 1,400?)

                         

                        Stay healthy


                        #artbydmcbride

                          It's really about GUTS and not about NUTS!

                           

                          Runners run

                          mikeymike


                            It's really about GUTS and not about NUTS!
                            Try telling that to Roderick Palomino.

                            Runners run


                            Jazz hands!

                              Hmmm....I wonder if doing so might make you faster...
                              It's like a blood camelbak!
                              run run run AHHHHHH run run run


                              A Saucy Wench

                                Thanks, this improved my day.

                                I have become Death, the destroyer of electronic gadgets

                                 

                                "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - dd, age 7